Reedus's Day

For Reedus Appreciation Day today, I rewrote the song "Sharkey's Day" by Laurie Anderson to be "Reedus's Day"
I hope y'all enjoy! (if you would like to read an older post about Norman Reedus, click here)







Sun's coming up, like a big bald head
Poking up over Dixon's Vixens
It's Reedus's day, It's Reedus's day today

Reedus wakes up and Reedus says:
There was this man... and he had a crossbow... and if only I could kill all these zombies.
I know they're trying to eat me... sometimes.

oooeee Strange dreams, oh yeah

And Reedus says:
Fire a shot, it's dead.
I turn around, zombies and I run

Oh yeah, strange dreams

And the Dixon's Vixens sing:
oooeee Reedus! He's Mister Dixon

They sing:
oooeee Reedus, yeah yeah, he's Mister Daryl

And Reedus says:
All the Vixens talk to me. I can hear them sending Vixen Love all around me.
Listen! Love is singing in the breeze. It's everywhere now.
Vixens are sending good vibes, Rooker knows it too.
Vixens are all about Dixons. Loving, loving at me.
Boom! Watch out!
Vixens appreciate me. You know?
They'd rather see me on tv. Zombie kills.

And Reedus says:
Turn around Vixens, turn around again and know it's love.
The Vixens know me. The Vixens know my name.

And Reedus says:
All night long I think of those sweet Vixens out there.
Posting their love.
You can't even see it, too strong!
And they're full of Reedus respect. Going strong.

And Reedus says:
You know? Bet Vixens could all happy dance all through the night

And the Dixon's Vixens sing:
oooeee Reedus! He's Mister Dixon.

They sing:
oooeee That Reedus!
He's the sweetest man on the Earth, we know.
He's an artist, bringing us beauty.
He's gone wild!
He's art personified, loving father, talented man, respected performer, we love.

And Reedus says:
Lights, Camera, Action! Vixens!
At the beginning of a Reedus movie, all Vixens take great delight.
Enjoy every moment until credits roll.

And Reedus says:
Turn around Vixens, turn around again and know it's love.
The Vixens know me. The Vixens know my name.

You know?
Happiness abounds from Norman
He causes smiles galore
Dixon's Vixens take great joy.

Reedus says:
All Vixens appreciate Reedus.
Vixens rise up, singing, dancing, drawing, writing in honor of Reedus today.
Vixen Love fills up your house.
It's Life! It's Life!
Turn around Vixens, turn around again and know it's love.
The Vixens know me. The Vixens know my name.

Deep in the heart of Vixens, Reedus love dwells.
Home of Daryl! Ha! Ha! Ha!
You already know all this!
Listen, Vixens' heart beat

And the Dixon's Vixens sing:
oooeee Reedus! He's Mister Dixon
Paging Mr. Reedus
Dixon's Vixens Love all around!

And Reedus says:
Turn around Vixens, turn around again and know it's love.
The Vixens know me. The Vixens know my name.

And Dixon's Vixens sing:
oooeee Reedus! Yeah!
Just wanted to let you know, how it will go,
Appreciating the Reedus is always how Dixon's Vixens roll!!!







Disclaimer: Norman Reedus did not in any way, shape, or form, ask me to write this or gave me any compensation to write this. I jacked all images from Google image search and just assumed they fell under the Public Domain Usage thingy (except for images provided by Dixon's Vixens). Original lyrics to "Sharkey's Day" by Laurie Anderson. Reedus lyrics are my own intellectual property. Please don't sue, I'm broke anyways. I just wanted to share my Reedus obsession with Bloggywood in honor of Reedus Appreciation Day! While I was not offered anything to write this, I will be more than happy to receive any swag you may want to send my way.